M in America

With most of the attention focused on Wall Street and the dramatic events over the weekend, there's little time to follow the echo chamber that is the campaign race at the moment.  Tina Fey's turn as Sarah Palin on Saturday night was still making the news last night, and it looks like the next big news won't be until the first debate between Obama and McCain next week.  Today there are scattered campaign stories, with no consensus on what's important.  So as, much like John McCain, I don't understand the economy as well as I should, have these amusing bon mots instead:

1.  Bands try to stop the Republicans using their music
2.  Sarah Palin may or may not have been to Iraq as previously claimed
3.  Much like Al Gore invented the internet, John McCain apparently invented the BlackBerry